Пищу от восторга!

[Lucy]

Утро мне уже сделала флента с массовым перепостом "500 miles" ))
Я не знаю, почему эти клипы прорвались в сеть именно сейчас, но, похоже, нас ждут еще сюрпризы!

Джон Бэрроуман, Кэтрин Тейт и, конечно же, Дэвид Теннант поют "Балладу о Расселе и Джули" )))
Let's Do It Tonight


Но какая же это прелесть!!! Дэвид в роли РТД и Кэтрин в роли Джули Гарднер )))

A Ballad to Russell & Julie
Written by Jennie Fava

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Julie and Russell sat one night
Russell sparked up a Marlborough Light
Julie's eyes were all ablaze
As Russell tried to shun her gaze

He knew that look. He knew the score.
It seemed more manic than before.
Russell cringed in fear and dread
As Julie pulled him near and said:

Lets do it! Lets do it,
I've had a really good idea.
We'll re-vamp
Make more camp
A sci-fi show from yester-year
I've had banter
With Tranter
Your written word will be hailed in the ming mong mantra.
Lets do it. Lets do it tonight.

But he said:
I can't do it. I can't do it.
You're asking far too much of me
I'm harassed
Embarrassed
I've watched the show since I was three.
Don't choose me.
Don't use me.
Me mother sent a note to say you must excuse me.
I can't do it. I can't do it tonight.

So she said:
Lets do it! Lets do it,
Make a brand new Doctor Who
We've got Chris in
All's missing
Is his sidekick and an all Welsh crew
It's not silly
To ask Billie
We'll film in every quarry from here to Caerphilly
Lets do it. Lets do it tonight.

But he said:
I can't do it. I can't do it.
The pressure of the BBC
Must email
Some young male
To alleviate the stress on me
Can't block out
Please lock out
Images of Johnny B getting his cock out
I can't do it. I can't do it tonight.

So she said
Lets do it! Lets do it,
Phil okayed my offer to produce *******
We'll employ Trac
To take the flack
When he's giving cast and crew abuse
(When he lets his raging temper loose)
My decision
To use your vision
Will make this show the best thing on the television
Lets do it. Lets do it tonight.

But he said:
I can't do it. I can't do it.
Chris is giving up this role
No timelord
Oh god lord
How we gonna fill this hole?
Its too complex
We're all wrecks
My brain is overflowing with the bloody daleks
I can't do it. I can't do it tonight.

Lets do it! Lets do it,
We'll get another timelord in.
Don't sweat it
You can't let it
Make you sad and maudlin
It's not over
And moreover
We'll get that lovely fella from Casanova
Lets do it. Lets do it tonight.

I can't do it. I can't do it.
I really feel that I can't cope
More rewrites
No respite
I think I've given up all hope
It'll get canned
I'll be panned
Lou says there's no costumes in the whole of England
I can't do it. I can't do it tonight.

Lets do it! Lets do it,
Martha Jones is Freema Agymen********
We'll bring back
Captain Jack
To fight against the Cybermen
We'll cast a
Great Master
He can plunge the planet into global disaster
Lets do it. Lets do it tonight.

I can't do it. I can't do it.
You've cast Australia's pop princess
Its madness
My sadness
Will make this episode a mess
My panic
Is manic
The uproar when I kill her off on the Titanic
I can't do it. I can't do it tonight.

Lets do it! Lets do it,
The Doctor needs a brand new mate
Don't linger
Go ginger
I'm gonna bring back Catherine Tate
I wanna
You're gonna
Reunite the Doctor with the fabulous Donna
Lets do it. Lets do it tonight.

I can't do it. I can't do it.
I've got obsessed with E4's Skins
Writers block
Please don't mock
It takes my mind off other things
It's so lame
I must blame
Dirty thoughts I have about Midshipman Frame****
I can't do it. I can't do it tonight.

Lets do it! Lets do it,
To film abroad will get my vote
I promise
Ed Thomas
Can bring_Ancient Rome to Upper Boat
Its D-Day
In Pompei
The forums will be buzzing on Outpost Gallifery*****
Lets do it. Lets do it tonight.

I can't do it. I can't do it.
The studio in Rome's ablaze
On fire
It's dire
How the hell are you not phased?
It's mental
Be gentle
They say the cause of fire was a Berkley Menthol
I can't do it. I can't do it tonight.

Lets do it! Lets do it,
We've got kids back behind settees
Our mission
Ambition
Was a show for all the family
We should try
As our goodbye
Plan a hassle free excursion to sunny Dubai*******
Lets do it. Lets do it tonight.

Lets do it! Lets do it
I feel like I have been set free
Won't sweat it
Now Moffet
Is taking up the reigns from me
I can't wait
It's just great
I've got a cracking way for David to regenerate
We did it. We did it tonight!

They did it! They did it.
They opened up the Tardis door
They're terrific
Prolific
Made it better than it was before
A thank you
From your crew
We crown you both the king and queen of Doctor Who*******
You did it. You did it tonight!!!

@темы: music, obsession, tennant, doctor

Comments

[Lucy Wildheart]

Оооо! Это, наверно, сильно прикольно! ))
сейчас не могу - с работы, но потом из дома посмотрю обязательно! ))

[~Maeve~]

очешуеть! а где перевод можно взять?!

[Lucy]

~Maeve~, дал бы мне кто-нибудь текст, я бы перевела. А так могу только вкратце рассказать - текст уморительный )))

[viktoriap63]

*бьётся в истерике* ка же чя их люблюююю

[~Maeve~]

кстати там про Моффата тоже что-то в конце было)))

[viktoriap63]

~Maeve~, было, но я не поняла

[Lucy]

~Maeve~, "РТД" там поет, что передает все в руки Моффата и теперь свободен как птичка )))

[~Maeve~]

а можно мне расшифровать строчки на:
- 2.03-2.04 (перед тем как ДжейБи подмигивает)
- 2.58 (где про Казанову)
- 4.33 (про паренька с Титаника)
плииииззззззз!

[Lucy]

- 2.03-2.04

РТД говорит, что на него все слишком давят, и просит избавить его от образов Джонни Б., вытаскивающего свой cock )))

2.58

РТД истерит, что Крис отказался дальше сниматься, а Джули его утешает "Ничего не кончено, возьми того паренька из "Казановы".

4.33

РТД жалуется, что у него опять неписец и виноваты в этом грязные мысли о мичмане Фрейме ))

[Sonnenbarke]

ААААА! Какое чудо! Интересно, кто автор текста?

[viktoriap63]

Sonnenbarke, The Proclaimers - "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)"

[Lucy]

viktoriap63, думаю, Sonnenbarke спрашивает про автора текста Let's Do It )
Мне кажется, это коллективное творчество ))

[Sonnenbarke]

viktoriap63, спасибо, это-то я знаю, я имела в виду вот этот текст Let's Do It Tonight

[Sonnenbarke]

Lucy, ага, про него, подозреваю, что наибольшую отвественность несет Кэтрин, очень в ее духе

[viktoriap63]

Lucy, божи, а я не поняла - сегодня просто сплошной ->

[Стриж_]

Ох ты, это просто прелесть! Похоже, книжку РТД они читали вслух и вместе ). Они офигительны, невероятны, очешуительно прекрасны! Так, вразумительные слова закончились, осталась сплошь сентиментальщина ). Хочу фильм с ними троими, пофиг в каких ролях ).

[treeckster]

под конец просмотра я забралась на люстру Т_____Т
теперь и умирать жалко - вдруг ещё что-нибудь выдадут??

[Lucy]

Sonnenbarke, за основу они взяли вот эту песню

Let's Do It - Victoria Wood

LET'S DO IT - VICTORIA WOOD

Freda and Barry sat one night.
The sky was clear. The stars were bright.
The wind was soft. The moon was up.
Freda drained her cocoa cup

She licked her lips. She felt sublime.
She switched off Gardeners' Question Time.
Barry cringed in fear and dread
As Freda grabbed his tie, and said:

Let's do it!
Let's do it,
Do it while the mood is right!
I'm feeling
Appealing.
I've really got an appetite.

I'm on fire
With desire.
I could handle half the tenors in a male voice choir.
Let's do it!
Let's do it tonight!

But he said:

I can't do it.
I can't do it.
I don't believe in too much sex.
This fashion
For passion
Turns us into nervous wrecks.

No derision!
My decision—
I'd rather watch The Spinners on the television.
I can't do it.
I can't do it tonight.

So she said:

Let's do it!
Let's do it,
Do it till our hearts go boom!
Go native,
Creative
Living in the living room.

This folly
Is jolly.
Bend me over backwards on me Hostess trolley.
Let's do it!
Let's do it tonight!

But he said:

I can't do it.
I can't do it.
Me 'eavy breathing days have gone.
I'm older,
Feel colder.
It's other things that turn me on.

I'm imploring:
I'm boring.
Let me read this catalogue on vinyl flooring.
I can't do it.
I can't do it tonight.

So she said:

Let's do it!
Let's do it,
Have a crazy night of love!
I'll strip bare.
I'll just wear
Stilettos and an oven glove.

Don't starve a
Girl of a palaver.
Dangle from the wardrobe in your Balaclava.
Let's do it!
Let's do it tonight!

But he said:

I can't do it.
I can't do it.
I know I'd only get it wrong.

Don't angle
For me to dangle.
Me arms 'ave never been that strong.

Stop pouting.
Stop shouting.
You know I pulled a muscle when I did that grouting.
I can't do it.
I can't do it tonight.

Let's do it!
Let's do it,
Share a night of wild romance,
Frenetic,
Poetic!
This could be your last big chance

To quote Milton,
To eat Stilton,
To roll in gay abandon on the tufted Wilton.
Let's do it!
Let's do it tonight!

I can't do it.
I can't do it.
I've got other little jobs on hand.
Don't grouse
Around the house.
I've got a busy evening planned.

Stop nagging.
I'm flagging.
You know as well as I do that the pipes want lagging.
I can't do it.
I can't do it tonight.

Let's do it!
Let's do it
While I'm really in the mood!
Three cheers!
It's years
Since I caught you even semi-nude.

Be drastic
Gymnastic.
Wear your baggy Y-fronts with the loose elastic.
Let's do it!
Let's do it tonight!

I can't do it.
I can't do it.
I must refuse to get undressed.
I feel silly.
It's too chilly
To go without me thermal vest.

Don't choose me.
Don't use me.
Me mother sent a note to say you must excuse me.
I can't do it.
I can't do it tonight.

Let's do it!
Let's do it!
I feel I absolutely must.
I won't exempt you,
Want to tempt you,
Want to drive you mad with lust.

No cautions,
Just contortions!
Smear an avocado on me lower portions.
Let's do it!
Let's do it tonight!

I can't do it.
I can't do it.
It's really not my cup of tea.
I'm harassed,
Embarrassed.
I wish you hadn't picked on me.

No dramas!
Give me me pyjamas.
The only girl I'm mad about is Judith Chalmers.
I can't do it.
I can't do it tonight.

Let's do it!
Let's do it!
I really want to run amok.
Let's wiggle.
Let's jiggle.
Let's really make the rafters rock.

Be mighty.
Be flighty.
Come and melt the buttons on me flameproof nightie.
Let's do it!
Let's do it tonight!

Let's do it!
Let's do it!
I really want to rant and rave.
Let's go,
'Cause I know
Just how I want you to behave:

Not bleakly,
Not meekly.
Beat me on the bottom with a Woman's Weekly.
Let's do it!
Let's do it tonight!.


Прямо-таки КВН )))

[Sonnenbarke]

Lucy, да, отлично получилось

[ginger hair ginger heart]

Lucy, второй день разгульного фэнства, словно вспышка какая-то! ))))) Восторг и ещё раз восторг! ^__^

[Lucy]

ginger hair ginger heart, есть предположение, что это намеренный слив от команды Конфиденшлов в отместку ББС ))

[ginger hair ginger heart]

Lucy, ну и правильно! Потому что нельзя с чем-то классным обращаться так, как лоханулись BBC

[Lucy]

Нашлись слова!!! Дженни Фава! Кто бы мог подумать )

[Sonnenbarke]

Дженни - молодец!

[Lucy Wildheart]

есть предположение, что это намеренный слив от команды Конфиденшлов в отместку ББС

Потому что нельзя с чем-то классным обращаться так, как лоханулись BBC

Пожалуйста, просветите, а что сделали Би-Би-Си?? А то я пропустила...

А вообще, от этих клипов у меня буря эмоций, куча позитива и ностальгия...
Как же я их всех люблююююю... ))

[Lucy]

Lucy Wildheart, Би-Би-Си прикрыли Конфиденшлы )

[~Maeve~]

Lucy,
спасибо))
эх, для полного счастья бы еще полный перевод..

[Lucy]

~Maeve~, он уже есть - www.diary.ru/~doctorwho-daily/p168657091.htm

[~Maeve~]

Lucy, шлю безграничные лучи любви! спасибо)